Is It Time For Dogs To Have a Social Network Of Their Own? (via Conan)
I put together this collection for Jest. It’s totally SFW, though my research definitely was not. Enjoy!
I wore a shirt with cats on it the other day. If you wanted to know how my transition into spinsterhood is going, the answer is, “Very smoothly.”
I’d say the greatest success that I’ve had in my life is that I never have to be around assholes anymore; that’s better than rich. And rich just means you can just afford any book you want without looking at the price. That, to me, is rich.
Old People Writing on a Restaurant’s Facebook Page is exactly what you think it is.
“I wonder if the General Public know what you’re doing..????”
This blog’s done by the same person who does Corporate Twits, so yeah, it’s great.
This is brilliant.
We’re really good friends.
“You’re welcome, Gloria Steinem”
To be fair, I don’t really think about feminism until I’m, like, three gimlets deep.
Tonight’s Cardinals-Marlins matchup kicks off the non-Tokyo-Dome MLB season, and we’re celebrating with the ten most bizarre first pitches of baseball history. Be sure to let us know if you can tell what sign that giant parrot is giving Charlie Brown.
I took a few minutes away from caring about my favorite sports (rowing, lacrosse, judging other people’s sartorial choices) to put together this video collection for Jest. Turns out there is a way to make baseball—and, really, anything—more interesting, and that’s people behaving like idiots. Click through and enjoy!