Is It Time For Dogs To Have a Social Network Of Their Own? (via Conan)
I put together this collection for Jest. It’s totally SFW, though my research definitely was not. Enjoy!
Here’s twenty albums where the musician said, “Let’s do an album cover of me, shirtless.”
Rose Surnow and the Desert Handy
My amazingly funny friend, Rose Surnow, has a phenomenal article in Vice today about the Semitic sexual adventure that is Birthright. You don’t have to be Jewish, or have visited the Middle East, or even know much about hand-jobs to enjoy it. Read it and weep (tears of laughter).
I wore a shirt with cats on it the other day. If you wanted to know how my transition into spinsterhood is going, the answer is, “Very smoothly.”
The New Heavy Browsing!
Just like Rachel Leigh Cook in the 90s teen comedy staple She’s All That, Heavy Browsing got a super exciting makeover!
I’d say the greatest success that I’ve had in my life is that I never have to be around assholes anymore; that’s better than rich. And rich just means you can just afford any book you want without looking at the price. That, to me, is rich.
D: High-waisted pants.
A: I like to tuck in my boobs.
Price: $1495 Availability: In Stock
(via Shopbop)
Thanks for the submission, Sammy M.!
(Source: heavybrowsing)
Dear Everyone In New York City - Here’s Everything You Need To Know About Public Transportation in This Big Gigantic Fantastic Ridiculously Crowded City.
YES. You have no idea how happy these signs make me.
Signed,
The Common Effing Sense You Left At The Deli Counter Because You Were Too Busy Updating Your tumblr Page When You Were Getting Your Morning Coffee
Don’t Be A Fucking Asshole on the NYC Subway
I’d like to launch an awareness campaign aimed at rude New Yorkers, written in a style they’ll understand, so that one day, maybe, they won’t be quite so shitty.
I should note that most New Yorkers are completely wonderful, caring people. It’s just that some of us seem to enjoy the “New Yorkers are assholes” thing a bit too much.
Yes. Thank you. All of this.
Anywhere in the world, don’t be a Fucking Asshole.
Yep, definitely not applicable to just the NYC subway.
Don’t be an asshole: keep your fucking kids away from my swearing. (Also keep your kids out of range of my sweary posters that are against swearing I guess?)
My own addition:
Don’t Be A Fucking Asshole: Subway Cars Are NOT Cafeterias.
(via ahoynickstevens)
Lady Makeup: Makeup for Females
I was a part of this amazing project for The GLOC with a bunch of other super funny ladies. What collection are you?
Old People Writing on a Restaurant’s Facebook Page is exactly what you think it is.
“I wonder if the General Public know what you’re doing..????”
This blog’s done by the same person who does Corporate Twits, so yeah, it’s great.
This is brilliant.
We’re really good friends.
“You’re welcome, Gloria Steinem”
-Smirnoff Vodka
To be fair, I don’t really think about feminism until I’m, like, three gimlets deep.
Tonight’s Cardinals-Marlins matchup kicks off the non-Tokyo-Dome MLB season, and we’re celebrating with the ten most bizarre first pitches of baseball history. Be sure to let us know if you can tell what sign that giant parrot is giving Charlie Brown.
I took a few minutes away from caring about my favorite sports (rowing, lacrosse, judging other people’s sartorial choices) to put together this video collection for Jest. Turns out there is a way to make baseball—and, really, anything—more interesting, and that’s people behaving like idiots. Click through and enjoy!
