March 2012
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“I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around.”
– Charles Bukowski (via sirmitchell)
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
Feb 27th
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Hank the Cat for Virginia Senate →
A cat named Hank is running for a seat in the Virginia Senate as an Independent.  Based on the state’s recent policy discussions regarding women’s reproductive freedoms, I feel like the cat might be a refreshing choice.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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huffpostcomedy: funnyordie: Women’s Health Experts Speak Out with Nick Offerman, Tim Meadows and Judd Nelson Male experts agree: No one knows more about women’s issues like birth control than middle-aged men and the Republican party. This is beautiful.
Feb 27th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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GLOC asks "What Do You Think?" →
The fantastic website, Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy (GLOC for those who are in the know or just really like acronyms) asked me as well as a group of other comics what we think about right before and after shows.  In comedy, just like in life, I think mostly about having shiny hair and finding something to eat.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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the worst: babyccinos →
Eater NY has alerted us to what might be the worst trend I’ve ever heard of: babyccinos.  If you have no idea what that word means, 1.) good for you and, 2.) it’s a cappuccino FOR BABIES. Hyper-trendy coffee houses are brewing decaf milk and coffee drinks for toddlers so they can look just like their pretentious parents.  Hooray for doing away with childhood altogether!  Next up for...
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Cat Fancy Magazine fake twitter →
As someone with A (joke) SUBSCRIPTION TO THE MAGAZINE I cannot stop laughing at this. Whoever is running it is a hilarious genius.
Feb 9th
Feb 8th
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expLAURAtory →
My friend Laura started a great blog that focuses on, among other things, etiquette, travel, and her adventures in the city. You should read it.
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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“Someone should open up a California coffee shop called “French Press of...”
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 1st
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“Given the odds of making it as a comedian, I am amazed at how little effort so...”
– Louis CK (via laughterkey)
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...”
– Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser) Well played, my dear woman. (via afternoonsnoozebutton)
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Follow me on Twitter @AlisonLeiby →
It’s just like this blog, except it’s nothing like this blog. It’s way more jokes about working in an office.
Jan 24th
Listenpopculturebrain: The next episode of Alec...
Jan 24th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cook Book →
meganamram: Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts! FRUIT SALAD INGREDIENTS: 1 lb. bag of Skittles 3 cups ranch dressing DIRECTIONS: Mix well. Serve room temperature. -
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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AMC Confirms 2-Hour Mad Men Opener March 25 |... →
Well this is wonderful news.
Jan 15th
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mulaney: Watch me on Jimmy Fallon last night!  Thanks to Jimmy and everyone at Late Night for always having the best audience.  Special thanks to Queen Latifah, Dolly Parton and Miranda Cosgrove for being my opening acts. They really warmed up the audience.  Truly outstanding.
Jan 14th
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