May 2012
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Are You A Sociopath? →
Rose Surnow and I wrote this for VICE to help you figure out if you’re a sociopath or not. Take the quiz and let me know the results. Just kidding! Please don’t murder us!
“I had always been pretty sure that comedy was about producing a laugh and not a...”
– Rachel Dratch (via synecdoche)
WatchIs It Time For Dogs To Have a Social Network Of Their Own? (via Conan)
Rose Surnow and the Desert Handy →
My amazingly funny friend, Rose Surnow, has a phenomenal article in Vice today about the Semitic sexual adventure that is Birthright. You don’t have to be Jewish, or have visited the Middle East, or even know much about hand-jobs to enjoy it. Read it and weep (tears of laughter).
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The New Heavy Browsing! →
Just like Rachel Leigh Cook in the 90s teen comedy staple She’s All That, Heavy Browsing got a super exciting makeover!
“I’d say the greatest success that I’ve had in my life is that I never have to be...”
– John Waters - Oyster #94, September 2011 (via bbook)
I am totally on board with John Waters definition of success.
April 2012
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March 2012
36 posts
Me: What's up?
Natasha: Not much.
Natasha: Doritos Canada is following me on Twitter!!
Me: JEALOUS.
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open (and shut) call
mycomicstrip:
Yup.
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Fiona Apple. New Music. OMG. →
Fiona Apple played new songs at SXSW this week. I can barely contain myself. I need a new album from her more than I need an unlimited supply of Diet Coke and tahini hummus (those are the two things I live off of these days).
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“You do things and do things and nobody really has a clue.”
– John Updike, Rabbit, Run (via mindsawandering)
Tomorrow: excerpts from John Updike’s many appearances on Fresh Air
(via nprfreshair)
I’ll have to tune in tomorrow, seeing as I had the pleasure of meeting John Updike before he passed away. I was working at Random House and my boss asked if...
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Tuesday, March 13th! IT. IS. ON.
everybodyhurtsshow:
It’s March! My god… It is March. I’m old. ANYWAY, we have a show! A show of Sad Stories from Fun People! It all happens next Tuesday, 3/13!
Please enjoy the FunnySad™ of these fine, upstanding folk:
EVERYBODY HURTS: Sad Stories From Fun People
Tuesday, 3/13 @ 7pm | Luca Lounge | 222 Avenue B | FREE Admission with one drink at the bar.
I’m part of a...
11 Things Las Vegas Has Banned for Some Reason
mentalflossr:
You can do almost anything in Vegas. Except Hula-Hoop, or feed the homeless.
Read More: 11 Things Las Vegas Has Banned for Some Reason
Never thought I would say this, but I COMMEND Las Vegas for banning the feeding of pigeons. It doesn’t make up for the fact that this city more than any other is guilty of the disgusting offense of paying D-list celebrities more than I...
Kate Spencer: A Response to Julia Allison's Op-Ed... →
whatevs:
katespencer:
[Warning: TLDR]
Tonight on Twitter I stumbled upon Julia Allison’s NY Post op-ed titled “A warning to a new generation of women — don’t let ‘Sex and the City’ ruin your life.” (Co-written with her friend Julia Price.) At first I was like “huh,” and then I skimmed it and was like “UGH,” and…
Kate’s J.A. takedown is a must-read. Didn’t realize that J.A. had an op-ed in...
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Heavy Browsing on Refinery29! →
The funny fashion blog I run with Divya was featured on Refinery29 today! They compared the site to the Burn Book from Mean Girls—the ultimate compliment!
A Treasury of the World's Worst Online Dating... →
hallekiefer:
These are all excellent, and let me just add: you have never truly lived until your internet date turns around to greet you for the first time, only to have his face fall with unmistakable disappointment when he lays eyes on you. Just total, profound disappointment that his facial muscles are powerless to conceal. Made me the woman I am today!
I desperately want to go to bed since...
“This is sadder than Werner Herzog narrating Chris Brown’s Wikipedia page.”
– Would You Wear Men’s Nail Polish? | Modern Primate | The Manhood Manual (via slacktory)
I Vote
tomyhusband:
And one day, I want to vote for a woman who’s made sex tapes, done lots of drugs, and doesn’t believe in god.
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Come See Me!
I’ve had a lot of people asking me recently, “Where and when can I see you?” and my answer is always, “The designer back room at Loehmann’s on weekends, or you can find me at a midtown Manhattan Starbucks every morning rolling my eyes at the people in front of me in line with the unnecessarily complicated coffee orders.” Then I realized that people mean see me...
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Heavy Browsing →
If you haven’t hopped over to the hilarious fashion blog that I run with my friend Divya, check it out already. You can also follow it on Facebook if that’s more your speed. Lots of exciting stuff coming up on the site, including some timeless fashion dos and don’ts and how to use your outfits as a social weapon (along with our bread and butter ‘insane outfit...
